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Wearing your dick on your sleeve

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
by Sanewma January 8, 2012
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Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks

A fraternity devoted to jerks and a-holes alike.
No you cant be in Alpha-Beta-Bitch-Dicks your too pussy!
by Nigel aka Vishnu April 9, 2003
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bust a cap in yo dick

1. The act of shooting someone up there dick hole

2. beating someones dick until it turns purple then giving the dick a hand job
1. Damn fool, i goin' bust a cap in yo dick!

2. Holy shit that mother fucker busted a cap in my dick last night!
by Jake Jon April 7, 2007
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let me smell yo dick

When your girlfriend believes you to be cheating so she asks to smell your dick to see if it's been undid another female
Boi you betts let me smell yo dick if you gon be sneakin in the house at 4 am sayin you went to tha store
by Ash.the.SAV March 25, 2016
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Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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Small dick Energy

To come for someone you know nothing about and make a rude general statement. A way to say someone is a dick.
James is such a dick, he has small dick energy.
by Chowdersbussy September 12, 2020
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