High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.

Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.

by YuNakajima May 3, 2018

Smack your gf’s ass

Smack your girlfriends ass on November 23! At the park, school, or anywhere.

Smack your gf’s ass day, a day you get to smack your girlfriends ass and get away with it.

by Have a little fun in life. November 17, 2019

National grab ass day

On April 10th is national grab ass day

Just grab that ass it’s national grab ass day

by Idontcare101 April 8, 2019

Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.

Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.

by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019

National Grab Ass weekend

This is where you get the chance to grab ass from Friday, April 19 to Monday, April 22. Be Careful all genders.

It’s national grab ass weekend

by TH3_G0AT April 18, 2019

Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true

man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

smart ass nigga bitch

Little asshole who thinks everything is a joke.

Dylan is a smart ass nigga bitch. He can take anything seriously.

by The Shrigga September 1, 2019