i

Wow, such a way with words... I'm.... shocked! it feels like your keyboard has such been sent from heaven, approved by the angels above! Please keep this kind message in your mind, for it is special and who knows what it might become..

"Hey, Janet, do you want to go to the nearby burger store?"
"i"
"You.. amaze me"

by Loownahh August 2, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

I

The word that girls and women use the most, used to address themselves, followed by something not purely sexual or fetishistic in nature

I'm a woman and I'm tired of men objectifying me.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 January 17, 2025

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025