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YOUR mom

Your mom
by Eat my ass you fucking butch . November 11, 2018
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Your mom

Is that a moon? No that's your mom.
by DrGiantBallsDoogie May 7, 2022
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
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Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)
by Fogreynix November 16, 2021
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your mom

are you stupid its literally just your mom
Person one: your moms so fat she rolls off both sides of the beds

person two: your moms so ugly that when she was born they had to turn off the cameras
by ConniesFruity January 5, 2022
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Your mom

If someone's ask who say this
Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom
by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022
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