white bandit

The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.

Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."

by jargenwol November 21, 2010

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white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

by techiespecial November 30, 2013

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Timothy White

An American boy who is a quarter Japanese and it smart at maths

Wow is he a Timothy white

by Ya gay boi September 5, 2019

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white capping

When a male ejaculates and either places a tissue or white crew sock over his penis to absorb the semen.

White Capping; Wow, I have to clean up this mess before my mother comes in and finds it. Find me a tissue or a sock so I may place this white cap over my dick.

by panzerk October 27, 2017

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white noser

A person who seeks favour with their peers or superiors by supplying drugs to senior management. Similar to brown-nosing, but with class A drugs. It's especially effective during times of recession, as it also leaves the boss susceptible to blackmail at a later date.

His job is safe, he's a white noser. He hasn't showed up to work today, but he's fine - he was white-nosing the boss last night again.

by shankyshank November 29, 2009

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