The University of Bristol
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boston university
The school with filthy rich kids. The students love to wear gucci and prada. They roll around Boston in their exotic cars and do cocaine. They have no academic motivation because they got rejected from all other schools and they will just get their degree in business. Eventually they will take over daddy's and continue to make millions or even billions if they happen to be part of that jet set royalty middle eastern crowd.
Jason must go to Boston University because his parents are filthy rich, he drive a bentley, wears prada and does cocaine. He sure as hell doesn't care about academics.
boston university by Shantel December 28, 2005
Maastricht University
aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
"I skipped 2 out of 20 tutorials and now I have to do a 60 page essay course assignment within 3 days, otherwise I'll have to graduate a year later. Maastricht University is such a fucking nightmare."
"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
Maastricht University by godverdomme January 15, 2020
Dalhousie University
A university in Halifax Nova Scotia that is the home of rich Ontario Kids who want to "escape", and commerce kids that didnt get into Queens or Western. Party culture is LITTT! Bars are open until 4:00am! Also referred to as dal.
Commerce Boy 1: Hey you go to Dalhousie University too?
Commerce Boy 2: Yea man had to escape the GTA! I freaking love Dal!
Commerce Boy 1: WHAT SAME MAN!! See you at the Rowe in 10!
Commerce Boy 2: Yea man had to escape the GTA! I freaking love Dal!
Commerce Boy 1: WHAT SAME MAN!! See you at the Rowe in 10!
Dalhousie University by frendrickkk June 2, 2018
Cincinnati Christian University
A college in the ghetto of Cincinnati! Students attending this school typically love Jesus, but there is always an acception to this.
Cincinnati Christian University by asjofhaisufhaskljdfnk;sdnfaskl June 18, 2011
simon fraiser university
It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?
simon fraiser university by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018
Michigan State University
The school that no one actually likes until they realize it's the only place they are smart enough to go to college.
Birth of a Michigan State University fan:
Jared age 16: I fucking hate high school. The teachers are always riding my ass about not doing homework-I don't need to do homework because I'm so smart I'll just ace the test. I can't wait until I get into Michigan. I've been watching Michigan football since I was 5.
Jared age 17: Fuck Cindy's party. Ryan and me are taking a road trip to watch Michigan fuck Ohio up in Columbus.
Jared age 18: I can't believe I'm still waitlisted. I've already been accepted to state, but maybe there is a chance I'll get in to Michigan still. Fuck State. It’s for hicks and tards anyway. Damn it. Why did I slack off these last 4 years? If only worked harder.
Jared on Graduation Day: Fuck you Paul. I didn't get rejected from Michigan. Technically I'm still waitlisted. Besides State is an okay school and I'll probably just transfer after a year of banging State hoes. Who gives a fuck anyway--I'm just anxious to get stoned before the senior all night party.
Jared age 21: Fuck those Michigan nerds. I never wanted to go there anyway. I've been a State fan my whole life. They waste their lives studying. And finally I'm old enough to go out to the bars--sure I couldn't get laid in the frats but I'm sure my luck will change at the bar. I just have to nail the hoes when their really drunk. I'll swoop in as soon as the bouncers take them out and offer to walk her home. I know I have a test Monday but fuck it. I'm smart enough to study Sunday and ace it.
Jared age 16: I fucking hate high school. The teachers are always riding my ass about not doing homework-I don't need to do homework because I'm so smart I'll just ace the test. I can't wait until I get into Michigan. I've been watching Michigan football since I was 5.
Jared age 17: Fuck Cindy's party. Ryan and me are taking a road trip to watch Michigan fuck Ohio up in Columbus.
Jared age 18: I can't believe I'm still waitlisted. I've already been accepted to state, but maybe there is a chance I'll get in to Michigan still. Fuck State. It’s for hicks and tards anyway. Damn it. Why did I slack off these last 4 years? If only worked harder.
Jared on Graduation Day: Fuck you Paul. I didn't get rejected from Michigan. Technically I'm still waitlisted. Besides State is an okay school and I'll probably just transfer after a year of banging State hoes. Who gives a fuck anyway--I'm just anxious to get stoned before the senior all night party.
Jared age 21: Fuck those Michigan nerds. I never wanted to go there anyway. I've been a State fan my whole life. They waste their lives studying. And finally I'm old enough to go out to the bars--sure I couldn't get laid in the frats but I'm sure my luck will change at the bar. I just have to nail the hoes when their really drunk. I'll swoop in as soon as the bouncers take them out and offer to walk her home. I know I have a test Monday but fuck it. I'm smart enough to study Sunday and ace it.
Michigan State University by Wolverine_2 March 24, 2011