sex on two legs

some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.

Good lord look at the boy, he's just sex on two legs!

by becandadrian March 8, 2009

two fat ladies

Bingo slang for '88'.

"Two fat ladies - 88!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

two minute brother

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).

Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.

by the skizzow September 4, 2003

The Two Pump Rule

The Two Pump Rule has been created in honor of all those christians who feel guilty about having sex even if the guy just put his penis in once and then they felt bad and stopped. Do not worry my fellow christians, you did not have sex because a penis must be inserted into the vagina two times to have had sex. The head of the penis must totally be inside to count as a pump. If she is a virgin and you give only two pumps but break the hymen then well done, you have pooped her cherry without having sex with her.

Example 1:
Sally: I'm pregnant with your baby
John: Bitch, no your not
Sally: Your the only one I have has sex with
John: We didn't have sex, we didn't have sex because I got mines within two pumps
Sally: What?
John: Yeah bitch, "The Two Pump Rule", now get the fuck out my house cause I'm not the father.

Example 2:
Jack: Did you fuck my Wife!!!!!!
Matt: No
Matt: (thinking to himself)- I did not fuck her because I jacked off in the bathroom until I was almost about to cum and then went onto the bed and put it in her and ejaculated on the second pump...therefore I did not fuck her....thanks to The Two Pump Rule

by not a father July 18, 2010

two scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

by Big Poppa Pimp June 11, 2006

Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 25, 2013

two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

by Tim Godsil December 24, 2007