A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.
by Riga 09 February 24, 2009
A penis so small that it is unable to penetrate the vagina, so the only successful way to pleasure the female (or transvestite) is to slap the outer lips of the poontang. Twat hammer.
by The hetroflexible May 12, 2011
Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
by The Insult Man February 05, 2021
some unsuspecting bitch is eating a salad and the hamburgalar comes in and and rapes her repeatedly until she has died form not the lack of food because whenever she gets and food the hamburgalar steals it and then rapes her again while eating that bitches food.
corey godoy who lives on stygler road in gahanna ohio and loves old underaged sex loving men left one day and while he was gone his sister got the ultimate twat salad.
by stank bitch May 26, 2008
The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.
Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
by John Feed August 14, 2011
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