The Trash Can Wizard 

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.

If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.

The Trash Can Wizard by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009

Trap trash 

(n.) Ghetto dwellers; the stereotyped members of any urban or rural socioeconomic underclass without hope or means of escaping poverty: see trailer trash.

Anybody who let hisself live in that trailer park is just trap trash anyhow.

Trap trash by Grammar Qween July 31, 2011

Gravity Trash 

1) When one reaches a state of superb fucked up-ness and they are incapable of moving or performing basic motor functions. Usually a result of being white girl wasted or stoney stoned, a combination of the two almost always results in one becoming gravity trash.

- Dave killed a bottle of Jack and smoked a GB, now he's gravity trash glued to his chair.

- Whose the gravity trash out on the front lawn?

Gravity Trash by djcrazypaws September 29, 2012

tailored trash 

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.

The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.

tailored trash by mlhiss September 30, 2014

cunt trash 

Derogatory term for a female of questionable class and morals and personality. Cunt indicates she is very unlikable, and trash describes her as low class, dirty, or skanky.

When we first met I thought she was ok, but after I discovered that she banged a guy in a bar last night for a bag of weed, I realized that she is nothing but stupid cunt trash.

cunt trash by JeffroDoe September 12, 2015

trick trash 

The item(s) left behind at your apartment by a trick who spent the night. Usually left behind by accident but sometimes left behind for nefarious reasons.

person1: Hey man, when did you start wearing heels?

person2: Naw, that ain't mine, that's last night's trick trash.

trick trash by dangerdanger1 November 24, 2015

Redneck trash 

An ignorant redneck who thinks he is tough and all his opinions matter.

I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.

Redneck trash by PAYNT May 17, 2016