Has to be the funniest guy i know, Been loving this little mister for two years, Lovable in every way possible. Best friend forever, Great at making people smile, always has something perverted to say. Picks on people, lol. Never picks up his phone. Says he'll call but never does. Nice!, If he has something to say he'll just down right say it, even if its mean and hurtful at least its the truth.
girl one: Woah! did you meet that new guy?
Girl two: Hell yeah, he was such a cookie monster!
Girl one: I know, I want him as my Best Friend<3
Girl two: Hell yeah, he was such a cookie monster!
Girl one: I know, I want him as my Best Friend<3
by elzzin ot eht j! January 08, 2010
wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster
by Tyler Fitzcharles May 05, 2007
An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm
by Jess November 19, 2003
by Alex Smith March 26, 2005
by Alexie March 27, 2003
n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 08, 2007
n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.
by F. Rodderick Hsu May 28, 2005