Matt Drewitt

A legend.

Someone : Have you heard of Matt Drewitt?

Someone else : Yeah he's a legend.

by Derpot October 6, 2016

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 7, 2021

Matt

A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person

Matthew Rouse is bad :(

by bluesoap March 25, 2023

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

matt chauncey

Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.

What happened to her matt chauncey beat her ass then beat the shit outta her old man.

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020

Matt Hutchison

A redneck farmer in lincoln university pa

You are a Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018

Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.

by Petermavai November 24, 2021