PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

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Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE
by Number Uno August 15, 2022
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Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.
Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?
by Gdhjsdj April 02, 2024
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Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.
Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!
by cupramen November 10, 2017
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by die plonkerstein November 04, 2020
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Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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Paper-Liquid

It is an act of stealing petty goods from a gullible owner to sell it in pawn shops. The term is first used in a tamil movie, rendu (2006) when Vadivelu and Maddy steals from the Auto driver.
Madhavan: Hey, the project expenses are too much. How are we gonna afford it?
Vadivelu: "Paper-Liquid"
Maddy: you don't even have a job, how are you managing your finances?
Vadivelu: I have paper-liquided lot of things from my friend
by Cringe boy 1 June 16, 2021
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