by ZombieCosmonaut May 10, 2011
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by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
Get the crush post mug.Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.
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Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
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Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.
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"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
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"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
by ChefDinger September 11, 2011
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A. I recognized that there are cultural shifts in television.
B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.
B. O my goodness you are so smart, i have a scholarly crush on you.
by damacommnerd November 21, 2010
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Mike got a little crushed pepper from the waiter at Gordon Biersche after the hockey game last night. He was so happy...or was he?
by Finley029 October 2, 2008
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by Oregontrials April 1, 2009
Get the O.C. Crushed mug.An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
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