Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.
by westernoman August 14, 2024
by westernoman August 14, 2024
Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"
Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
by Evil Monkey 651 December 25, 2011
by MichaelFatCock June 01, 2021
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
by wake_and_whack 8=> November 14, 2020
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.
Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?
You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
by wake_and_whack 8=> November 14, 2020
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022