Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky

Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy

by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024

Dan McCann

An Irish song about some lad's uncle, Dan McCann, moving to the states to never be found.

He's also one tough bastard

"C'mon Dan McCann, Fight me like a man!"

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer

random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”

by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022

Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021

dan

dirty ass n1gga, used for someone who is relatively ugly, stupid, and idiotic, please be careful using this word because it may hurt people's feelings and you may lose many friends.

Mr. Dan is really a big fat dan.

by dhglagfli March 4, 2022