Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

Flash Slap

When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.

"A gave that bitch a flash slap last night!"

by FlashSlapper October 20, 2012

Passport Slap

To take ones passport, and slap somebody with it.

As Seen On 'A Big Package For You.'

David: "Ahhhh the passport slap... Jeff cant slap for shit... Jeff is a pussy"
*Jeff Slaps David*
David: "Ooooh... I’m gonna kick his fucking ass"

by TriggerHappy. March 29, 2007

Taco Slap

The female equivalent of tea-bagging.

"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "

by Kyoei June 12, 2012

Slap-Vaughan

While dick-slapping you fellow male friend while asleep as a joke you obtain an accidental erection but non deterred you continue, but eventualy spunk in his face, enjoying the deviant act.

Matthew Slap-Vaughan'd his unexpectant guest

by King Luke August 8, 2009

Bombardi Slap

To slap someone with their penis. (e.g. certain scenes on jackass or viva la bam)

I totally just bombardi slapped you in the face! pwnt.

by Th3LoadR October 16, 2008

Bread slap

When a flat chested hoe walks up to you and slaps you with her nasty lack of cleavage.

That slut at the other table just gave steve a bread slap

by Niess 2 September 30, 2011