Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.

DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!

by Birrd November 16, 2011

Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.

Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.

by Will Tribute August 18, 2013

tying his shoe

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!

She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe

by Bob The Bob Dude May 14, 2016

Shoe ball

When a golf ball is hit directly over the left shoe, resulting in a hook

Granty has mastered the shoe ball off the tee

by Golferguy February 3, 2021

Shoe Stew

Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.

“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

Mark your shoes

Marking someone’s shoes means your going to leave marks on another female’s tetas.

Man: “I’m going to mark your shoes”

Female: “okay daddy”

by Pprider244466666 February 20, 2024