Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 13, 2024

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

Roach

1) A word used to describe something shocking that has just happened

2) Can be used when you have nothing to say in response so just say ‘roach’

“Omg did you hear about how Ella’s boyfriend cheated on her?”
“Roachhh”

by ghfueocncj June 16, 2024

Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.

Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!

by Certified Definer July 2, 2024

Roaching

The act of hiding cockroaches in your foreskin

I was gonna prank my girlfriend so I did some roaching to put the cockroaches in her coffee

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024

Roaching Around

"Roaching around" is when you’re up to sneaky, silly, borderline chaotic nonsense that’s low-key shady but still kinda awesome. It’s like the fine art of being a lovable menace—breaking the rules just enough to keep it fun, but not so much that you ruin the vibe.

So imagine this: you and your friends, after one too many beers, decide to turn a Walmart parking lot into your personal Mario Kart track—but instead of cars, you’re drunkenly pushing each other in shopping carts. One of you yells, “I’m taking the wheel!” and steers straight into a curb. That’s peak roaching around.

by WillyTheSilly😛 November 23, 2024