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Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it
That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes
by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016
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pancake wrinkle

When your butt cheeks are so wrinkly from cuts and they heal the wrong way and they look like soggy and wrinkled pancakes.
Me and my girl were gonna get down to business but when she took off her pants I saw some saggy pancake wrinkles. Soft dick all the way.
by Cupcake handler November 14, 2015
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pancake dinner

It means that even though capitalism is corrupt, your little brother loves you, looks up to you, respects you, and appreciates your handsomeness, knowledge, wisdom, and experience with navigating this complex world.

The night that I called Denny's to find your missing pancake dinner that never showed up (or that did show up and got taken by your friend and your ex), Denny's customer service was so corrupt, they hung up the phone on me rather than trying to make it right. Sir... They said before they hung up. (Have you noticed that sir always precedes an insult these days? Alec's pronouns are sir btw and I think it's such a clever joke.)

I remember having a chonchlate chip cookie for dinner myself that night, while waiting for your pancakes to arrive. I remember trying to order the perfect chonchlate chip pancakes by phone, with 3x extra chonchlate chips because they never put enough, and when I was standing in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch, trying to order, the Denny's agent hung up the phone and made me try my best on my own, using the website. I noticed that you know a lot about restaurants and about capitalism, about what works in capitalism's factory-like processes and what doesn't work, about how to be true to yourself and ask for what you really want and push hard and advocate for something even if capitalism says that it doesn't exist or isn't possible.
Pancake dinner! CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
by t_hags December 6, 2024
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sike i lied your pancakes are dry

Person1: ayo can i get some syrup Person2: yeah i got one more SIKE I LIED YOUR PANCAKES ARE DRY
by Ohclpz January 27, 2023
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Shitty pancakes

a woman with a flat ass; someone with no behind.
also, an insult/shit word to use for something wrong, or to make fun of someone. or to state the truth.
damn, she has "shitty pancakes".
she was good but, she had "shitty pancakes".
oww! shitty pancakes!
bro, you literally have shitty pancakes
by yoiyle April 29, 2019
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Pancake

The sorry for the crime you didn't commit.
"Yeah, I've just been really sad since my dad died..."
"Oh god, man, pancake."
by TiredRedPanda October 21, 2019
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pancake bite

Using the combination of cum and squirt as the egg/oil/milk/water substitute in an off the shelf pancake batter mix.
We both had a good time, so I made her some pancake bites in the morning.
by evoknievel August 27, 2023
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