when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.
My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.
by poontang inc. March 22, 2003
n. A transvestite or cross-dresser.
by Alecx Hunter July 15, 2005
Get some sex from a female. This isn't up for debate, the term has been around for a long time and it's in the dictionary. No it's not "legs" plural, just leg. Leg is a euphemism just like "get some ass" where leg and ass are the stand in for vagina. To have sex. Women sometimes use the phrase to, because they think it's cute to use men's phrases.
by cunninglinguistics February 04, 2021
the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.
by Dubstyl June 13, 2008
by 96baybeegurl November 28, 2010
When someone driving a car attempts to spin the drive wheels, creating smoke and tire marks (a.k.a. "burnout") but their car has an open differential, so only one wheel spins and the other wheel does nothing.
Bro 1 Did you see Jimmy's peg-leg burnout yesterday?
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.
by ThirdPedalNirvana March 22, 2018
The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016