2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing
Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.
by Crunk Ain’t dead September 07, 2019
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While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"
Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"
by KiNGY_83 February 25, 2011
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"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."
Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen
by Buddyroe274 December 08, 2011
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Pass at the 1 yard line

This phrase's origin stems from the 2015 Super Bowl and has a dual meaning depending on which side you rooted for. Passing at the one yard line can be synonymous with the word "pointless" (In the case of Seahawks fans) or it can be synonymous with "game changer" (As viewed by Patriots fans). To drive home the point, the user of this phrase would likely attach the synonym to the end to explain what was just said to them.
Your comment was like a pass at the 1 yard line... Pointless, or Bringing the dancers to this party was like a pass at the 1 yard line... a game changer.
by plainhavoc February 06, 2015
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blue line retirement plan

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!
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left behind enemy lines

When your friends leave you at the bar alone, and you proceed to black out and make bad decisions.
Man, I was left behind enemy lines last night. Woke up with tranny!
by Mookermania November 27, 2015
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