by iiHxrbie November 24, 2021
by Thepenispull December 14, 2021
When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 16, 2025
a phrase that was created by racists to try, usually unsuccessfully, to defend themselves from accusations of racism. It is a term used by those who are intellectually weak and lazy when they cannot counter a logical argument or factual data.
If you accuse someone of racism, and they are guilty of racism, they may accuse you of using the "race card."
by AmericaMath FanZonZonie June 26, 2020
A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.
by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 05, 2021
A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.
by R3Ked May 26, 2020