My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 25, 2022

Dad de nut

🌰🌰
✊✊
The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!

Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa

by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018

Thy Dad is bi

Every time this phrase is used, a puppy dies. Noone can resist the power of it, not even the "no u" nor the "ur granny tranny". When used, it unleashes destruction amongst the opposing party, whom the phrase is unbearable to.

You: "ur mum gay lol"
I, an intellectual: "Thy Dad is bi!"

by ThouBrotherArtMother March 15, 2018

Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC

me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.

by angie O edema July 4, 2018

Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.

Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."

by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019

Your Dad James

The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.

Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)

by emotional salami February 12, 2021

Dusted my dad

Jacking it. Wanking. Stroking one off.

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱

by tc69 April 19, 2018