Gay Mountain Moment

Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.

‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’

by ggowgal February 20, 2021

Mountain hut

A very modest mountain cabin with minimal amenities.

Dude I just found a cheap place up in Lake Tahoe for the weekend! A nice little mountain hut! We can snuggle up together at night and I can finger yo butt!

by Big poppa 62353456 April 20, 2018

Mountain

High rock peeks created via tectonic plates crashing into each other.

Steve: Yesterday i climbed a mountain with my friends!

by Geometry Dash Spartan April 9, 2018

mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

The Mountain Lake

When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.

I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.

by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020

Candy Mountain

A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.

“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.

Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”

by Bunnicula 🐇🍷 August 31, 2023

The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.

Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am

by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011