SPLASHBACK MOUNTAIN

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you

Dude, i was nailing the misses the other day and she ended up (splashback mountain)ing me

by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020

mountain dewzzie

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.

1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."

by fktnyromo April 26, 2009

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by GameCreepr April 7, 2022

Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain killer

Person who habitually chooses the same ascent route on a mountain, chipping at its face more each time, thereby destroying more of the mountain on a climb.

Richard, why not use another route to climb that mountain? Leave that route so others can enjoy it. You're a mountain killer!

by pentozali May 6, 2011

Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"

"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

The act of ejaculating between the eyes of a person (HOPEFULLY) and letting the semen cover and flow down the nose like melting snow.

I gave my girlfriend a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap last night and she accidentally inhaled some of my DNA.

by MuricanGinger May 22, 2025