pretty monster

An unattractive male that thinks he is the finest brother on earth and that all women want him; also known as a pm

Oh my God, there goes another pretty monster!!!

by Jess November 18, 2003

Hair Monster

a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore

wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster

by Tyler Fitzcharles May 24, 2007

Monster Mash

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

cookie monster

slang for one's vagina

I ain't givin' up my cookie monster to that ugly bastard.

by Alexie March 26, 2003

Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.

Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.

by Chris Norton January 10, 2007

willy monster

Were a gay person sucks a mans dick very hard.

hah u suck you are a willy monster.

by scarface781 September 30, 2006

roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005