My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

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lean green mean cream machine

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

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Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker

Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!

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"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

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An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.

Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly

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Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine

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Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

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