Katie Kinsella

A bitch

“Oh look there she is”
“Who?”

“Katie kinsella and her gay child Herbert”

by mlwardx May 30, 2022

Katie Hussey

Is a person who believes they are the main character and who has many sexual relations with men

Katie Hussey is shifting some AGAIN!
oh she so thinks she’s the main character

by side character no.1 July 25, 2021

Katie

My girlfriend

Katie is my girlfriend

by That Cool Guy in the Corner December 25, 2021

A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

by Big Silky November 29, 2025

Katie

They're literally the best human alive. They have a bit of a concerning taste in men, but it's still good not gonna lie-They're super sweet and you will never regret meeting them. They're awesome. Worship them.

Person 1: Wait it's Katie
Person 2: I know they're so awesome

by pure_evil_incarnate February 17, 2022

Katie Mains

A nice human being to the word

i love katie mains

by Theamazinghumana February 13, 2022

Katie

Katie is a fucking annoying bitch and sometimes concidered a slag to many she faces. Katie has an awful reputation of being a "toy" and wil cheat on you if you try for anything serious or long term because she is overall the shittest person you will ever meet. Do not go near Katie!

Me: Bro who hurt you

Bro: Katie cheated on me

by GrimGnasher27 December 16, 2023