July 21

On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl

Gf: omg it’s July 21

Bf: what’s that

Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me

Bf: say less

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024

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July 22

You gotta give ur amazing partner a kiss and a hug <3

“Hey guess what”
“What?”
“It’s July 22nd”
Then you kiss :D

by Def Not Ghost December 26, 2021

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july 31st

the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)

meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old

by coolmfer April 28, 2021

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July 19

Give your girlfriend/wife a massive kiss on the cheek and treat her with something nice!!

“hey bro what day is today” “oh it’s July 19th!” “oh i need to kiss my girlfriend ASAP!!”

by Mimi2025 July 13, 2025

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She is the most beautiful, prettiest, most forgiving, kind hearted goddess you could ever meet, and would probably be the reason for your first time legitimately falling in love with someone, and no matter who you are or whatever thing happened to you, she will always be there to check up on you and see if you're doing alright, even if you aren't friends or have had a few problems with each other, she has the biggest and most forgiving heart you could find. She's a very determined person who sets her goals and wouldn't let distractions stop her, and she's also incredibly smart, and you would probably feel like the luckiest person on planet if you even just got to say hello to her.

Guy#1: bro have you seen Julie??? I legitimately can't, imma pass out.
Guy#2: i feel you bro.

by A$ap swagboi January 9, 2022

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