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Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.
Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.
by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014
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Chappy Johnson

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month
by SnoMEX May 24, 2018
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Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.
I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.
by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019
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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018
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Tanner Johnson

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!
by Athea February 2, 2023
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eyvind johnson

this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin
by figlo April 4, 2017
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Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
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