When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024
Get the Johnson Pollockmug. A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020
Get the Curious Johnsonmug. The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
Get the Storm Johnsonmug. Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
Get the Charles Stanley Johnson the 4thmug. by but Candice Be us March 2, 2022
Get the Emily Johnsonmug. by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024
Get the Johnson Sandwichmug. by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021
Get the callan johnsonmug.