Jacking it in San Diego

The act of publicly masturbating while on a street corner in San Diego, usually after having led a social justice campaign, and gone nuts from the pressure. The term was coined by South Park which satirized the founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell, for engaging in the aforementioned act, which pretty much destroyed any momentum his movment, Kony 2012, had left.

Kyle: "Well when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't say I didn't warn you."

Stan: "What?!"...

Barber shop trio: "Jackin' it, jackin' it, jack-ity jack, spankin' it, slappin' it, spank-ity slap!"...

Mayor: "...why not try jacking it on one of our city streets? San Diego, cum, take a load off."

by MAV28 March 12, 2013

jair bolsonaro

slang word for shit, the worst kind

"ahh the did you hear about the amazon rain forest burning ? their PM is doing nothing"
"sorry give me a second i have to use the restroom, I have to take a Jair Bolsonaro, tell me about it after that"

by Bayley Lawrence August 22, 2019

Janessa

A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.

Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!

by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018

James Hetfield

1: Lead vocals for the metal group Metallica
2: All That is Man
3: Has written some of the most amazing songs of all time eg. Master of Puppets.

(insert singer here) might be good, but James Hetfield is all that is man

by Stteve June 1, 2005

Jada

A Jada is very special person. She is beautiful funny smart and loving. If you know or have one cherish her and be grateful because you’re with the most amazing girl in the world. She is someone who is as gorgeous as she is sarcastic which is a lot. If you have a mother beware because with a Jada nothing is sacred. A Jada will also have the most interesting (and waffle related) sense of humor. She has the most incredible eyes that will steal you’re attention every single moment you’re with her making you love her even more. She also has the most attractive and cute smile that you could possibly imagine. Note: if a Jada smiles at you and happiness and excitement overwhelms you do not be concerned this is normal. She will also have beautiful hair and the most adorable face you will ever lay your eyes on. Sometimes when you’rewith her you’ll just stop everything to look at her because of how unbelievably perfect she is. A Jada will be honest with you always. If she isn’t with you and you feel sad and have a pit in your stomach do not be concerned this is normal. There is no way to define a Jada. If you were to define all of her amazing traits you could probably keep going for weeks because she is truly the most incredible girl you will ever know. She is someone you will grow to love a waffle lot. She is incredible sweet and funny. If you have a Jada be grateful and remember that she is one of the most important and profoundly amazing people in your life. Love and cherish her.

I love you Jada.

It’s been a great three months with you Jada I love you so much.

I love Jada a waffle lot.

by NorthernCrackerBoy October 20, 2018

January 15

People born on January 15 tend be sarcastic and are overall pretty chill. These people are of course Capricorns and can be quite blunt. If you get on their good side, they're really caring and can radiate that crackhead energy, otherwise, they're just floating through their own world.

Person A: "When's their birthday? Are they a Virgo?"

Person B: "Nah bro, their birthday is January 15, they're a Capricorn."

by Kxrma October 18, 2019

January 2

This is the day when the most awesome, cute, funny, kind, caring, sweet people you will ever meet are born. They always have a way to make you laugh or smile. Even the sight of them can brighten anyone's day. The way they are always smiling can make any human a million times happier. They always have something to say to get rid of all bad moods. When ever anyone born on this day walks in the room everything lightens up.

Person 1: You are the cutest person I have ever seen when were you born?
Person 2: January 2
Person 1: well that explains it

by Mylie🖤 February 2, 2020