1. n. A story that is based on some kernel of semi-plausibility but whose trajectory quickly leads into pure fabrication.
2. n. A person who tells such a story.
3. v. To tell such a story.
2. n. A person who tells such a story.
3. v. To tell such a story.
1. Remember that j-fake when the dude had to slay an ice dragon to get back to school?
2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.
3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.
2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.
3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.
by Coach Lonely January 08, 2007
When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
by filthy pirate hooker August 24, 2011
A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.
Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.
Thong: I eat cats!
Thong: I eat cats!
by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
A Leigh-J is when a chick says shes going to blow you and turns the lights off and then when she turns them back on it is actually a big black dude that has been sucking your dick and proceeds to ask you how does that ass feel?
by VisioPirate November 02, 2009
A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
by unearthen November 24, 2018
by KevinOwen November 24, 2009
these two may have been separated once but came back again stronger than ever. Usually one is talking to someone else at the time but with time anything can happen, if these two got together they would be a power couple 💑 with time anything can happen. If this is you and someone else give some time and see what happens
by isitasign October 18, 2020