ass-dialling

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.
'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.
by P-Dew May 24, 2009
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ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.
Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.
by CrapIceberg May 03, 2011
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Springtime Ass

The result of girls shedding most of their winter clothing in order to maximize their visible ASSets. This is directly related to the sudden change of temperature from cold to warm in the Spring, and is a popular occurrence on college campuses.
Ryan: "I had no idea Chanel had such a rockin' body under those sweats!"

Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!"
by trips145 April 11, 2011
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Ass Marangue

An ASS MARANGUE is a sizeable amount of fecal matter pasted, squated, crapped out for whatever unsanitary reason all about the posterior effectively filling in the ass crack having the appearance of a large chocolate cake having been smashed against a person's butt.
When the doctor had Cess Pool Jimmy pull down his underwear for a rectal examination Jimmy's slowly peeled away his shorts exposing a huge ass marangue smeared all over Jimmy's rear end much to the doctor's surprize.
by Swanie River January 05, 2008
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shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips
That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.
by not a naf February 03, 2015
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Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.
by Potatoe Dick January 28, 2019
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ass whupping

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.
by Dr. Fine August 13, 2015
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