Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.
Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.
by Charlie Bucket II February 18, 2010
A variant of the reverse titty fuck, done with the shirt left on the receiving team. While titty fucking backwards using her shirt to contain your erect purple headed warrior and it's payoff, you rub your shitty brown eye on her neck leaving her a bow tie.
After trying all night to talk Tonya out of some nookie, Carlos tied her up and gave her the ol mud bug and shit.
by Da dookie September 29, 2010
Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.
The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.
The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
by KobraKommander July 04, 2018
When a statement is misheard between two or more inebriated individuals resulting in one thinking the other said something completely different.
Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.
Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.
by ChickenO'theSea May 29, 2012
When you finger a girl's anus and then finger a different girl's vagina without washing your finger in between.
by Holla@yomayor April 04, 2016
It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.
by Barry Luckholtz September 18, 2018