Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.

Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.

by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016

Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

crease me

Crease me, when she wants you too have sex with her but shes a pig and she won't stop snorting.

Bae: hey babe, i want you too crease me *snort* *snort*
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!

by Manlikeeee January 7, 2017

thrill me

Something said in order to encourage or confirm

Person1:"Are you sure you want to do this?" Person2:"Thrill me"

by The_intellectual June 16, 2017

Tuck me in

When one New Yorker decides to get off games for the night but really he’s driving to another New Yorkers house, usually male, to perform gay acts while making pasta.

I sure hope Danny is going to tuck me in tonight. I sure am tired.

by Evilredbeerd August 29, 2023

HOFF-ME

the word that a vice principal says to a certified hofficer if the are having significant pleasure.

HOFF-ME scotty!

by UR average school boy September 20, 2018

je me

je me is a cantonese word in English it means "get off my way" or "go away"
saying je me is an inappropriate term but people just keep saying it.

A: ( blocks the road)
B: je me!

by seaweedeggs July 3, 2019