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Korean Hello,

Greeting a stranger for the first time by breaking wind. i.e emitting gas, directly into their mouth. You grab the back of their head and bury it deep in your cheeks. Often proceeded by an attack from 3rd tier Canadian actor.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom.

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts.

Unfortunately, in light of the me too movement, this is no longer able to be performed through aggressive sexual behaviour. So humiliating toilet humour has replaced sexual harassment. Bobby Lee has thanked the me too movement for this, as previous attempts at sexual dominance have ironically ended in his own humiliation.

Synonym. "A fine how do you do."
Hey Bobby we need to. talk, please come in?

What up?

Well Ron Peterson made an official complaint about you farting into Christa's open mouth.

WHAT, I didn't stick my did in her mouth - I just farted. This is a cultural misunderstanding... where I'm from ITS CALLED A " Korean Hello,

Bobby! You're from San Diego.

... Ok I'll buy her a gift basket and write her into a sketch.
by Trumper Dumper February 1, 2021
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Saying Hello

Saying Hello as you join a Playstation Party indicates that you might be gay
Wow Garrett you are say gay for saying hello when you join
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turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.
After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.
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Irish Hello

When you’ve gotten into a tiff with someone and you meet up to hang out and don’t mention the fight
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Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!
by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023
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haven hello

When you suck dick instead of shaking hands for the first time
Yeah she gave him the Haven Hello
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Sam Hellon

Sam Hellon is a lad who loves a bit of bumming action from his sister, he also loves to finger his belly button.
Sam Hellon loves to finger himself
by Sam, Shellon March 16, 2023
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