Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.

I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!

by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018

Google

A place to find out what side to take in any controversial issue.

Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Google Person

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.

Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?

Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.

Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.

Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.

by gar-123 April 16, 2014

Fuck Google

Fuck Google, - expressing frustration, anger and powerlessness over Google and other corporations invasive practices og doublespeech (ie. "We care about your privacy)

Trying to turn this alarm off, my phone is locked, why is the assistant suddenly talking??? Fuck Google

by Rip Kirby October 15, 2022

Google

u wanna go to google but u clicked on this.

why google when u have urban dictionary??

by Tee_Kay_ March 6, 2022

Google

A cool awesome web thing where you can things up

I used google to look up what monkeys mean

by Maritzaaaaaaaagames February 22, 2018