Midnight Finger

This is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so horny that you try and finger her in the pussy while she sleeps. This is often followed up with the immediate "Midnight Slap," "What were you just doing!!??" and the "Get out of my room!"

She fell asleep and I tried to give her the midnight finger.

by Aaron B. January 21, 2006

3 finger slap

The act of using three fingers to slap the genital region of a woman. Seen on porn all the time, usually girl-on-girl or girl-on-self.

Chasey Lain gushed all over the place after repeated 3 finger slaps.

by Matt Jones August 8, 2003

five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt

Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around

by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019

finger blasting

The art of exploding your finger with the most amount of mess everywhere.

i had a finger blast the other day, my friend looks like a member of the yakuza

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

fingerful

when talking to someone via text messaging, and happen to have a lot to say in one message, often times taking forever to type.

a: hey man, can you text Lisa and tell her that I'll be late because I have to run to the store and pick up the dry cleaning?

b: no, man. that's quite a fingerful.

by KatieEff January 17, 2009

Finger Fucker

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.

You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?

by Boscoe September 10, 2009