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Disabled Friends with Benefits

Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.
"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."

True Friends

1. True Friends

True friends are the people you can always go to. They can make your worst days the best and they know you better then anyone.
They are there in the bad and sing karaoke for hours with you by your side; you accept each other for who they are.

You almost die but laugh anyway.

True friends love each other(as friends)

True friends are normally girls who ride in cars\ school buses together.
True friends are like ... and ....

Best friends 

A girl and a guy who both have someone, but are lovers secretly, yes they are friends but also lovers. They don't have to have anyone either if they are friends who mess around, they are condsidered bestfriends too.
Bestfriends:

guy one: hey dude whats up (on the phone)
guy 2: nothin' whats up wit you
guy 1: I'm chillin' wit my Best friend
guy 2: who mike?
guy 1: Naw Ebony
guy 2: ooooooooow
guy 1: yeah man we about kick it and do what we do at the crib.
guy 2: yo man that's crazy, dag you usin her
guy 1: Usin' her? I'm not usin' her we bestfriends that's what a female/male Best friends do, stupid, we lovers and friends it's the same thing just closer.
guy 2: aight homie
guy 1:aight
Best friends by saahny February 11, 2007

Camping Friends 

The same kids that you hangout with every year on your family camping trip, which is always on the same weekend as them. Camping friends often engage in stupid and pointless activities, making fires, pissing off old ladies, and melting mosquitoes with aerosol flamethrowers.
friend:"hey text me if you're bored up there with only your family.."
me:"dont worry, my camping friends are always up there when I go"
friend:"ugh well I have no other friends :("
Camping Friends by B rad G 401 January 17, 2009

Really Good Friends 2: Electric Boogaloo

Me and Caron became Really Good Friends 2: Electric Boogaloos the other night.

When you have no friends 

When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break
Ew Why does Becky have no friends

When you have no friends