raah drunk

reaching or exceeding a certain level of alcoholic intoxication that causes all civilized behaviors to vanish leaving only primitive or animalistic tendancies including roaring or growling.

jon geyer was so raah drunk one night he started picking up rocks and throwing them at his dear friends without hesitation or remorse. he then proceeded to yell in a roarish/growling tone, not able to create anything close to a real word. we then had to physically take him to his tent and lock him inside until he had come out of his animalistic state of mind. when he came to he had no reccolection of his raah drunk actions.

by Tyler Ramm-Gramenz January 12, 2007

Jizz Drunk

When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.

"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."

"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"

by Tyler bl February 3, 2009

the march of the drunk penguins

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.

Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!

by Ptheillone January 29, 2009

David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009

shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.

I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009

Rib Kickin' Drunk

A level of intoxication where "Mum comes downstairs and yells at me for gettin' kicked in the ribs by niggers." ** Generally followed by severe bed-wetting, profuse vomiting, and an intense craving for McDonalds.

**Quote from personal expert on the subject.

1. "I'm gonna get rib kickin' drunk tonight."
2. "I heard Keith likes to get rib kickin' drunk on Tuesdays"
3. "Fuck getting shitfaced, I'm getting Rib Kickin' Drunk tonight."
4." Sweith Keezey

by DarkHelmetTheSchwartz March 21, 2011

Taylor Drunk

A level of drunk where you find yourself on the floor with your head resting in the bottom shelf of the refrigerator due to dehydration. Also characterized by an extreme lack of determination the next morning. Taylor Drunk is a reoccurring characteristic and not to be confused with a crazy drunken night.

Hey man have you seen Bob since school started? He hasn't been attending class because he has been getting Taylor Drunk every night. I hope he doesn't hurt himself!

by B-silv September 23, 2009