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ding-dong

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
mugGet the ding-dongmug.

kaylynn dong

ohhh kaylynn dong is so hot and were best friends
by daddy123645 May 7, 2021
mugGet the kaylynn dongmug.

Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator
“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man
by Babispxt August 9, 2022
mugGet the Ding dong wing wong 9000mug.

Didji Dong

Messing with the minds of people, tomfoolery of the sorts
"DANGIT! I just Didji Donged my friend!
by iAmWithE September 30, 2023
mugGet the Didji Dongmug.

dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.
We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
mugGet the dong songmug.

dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass
Damn that was some good dong dicking.
by gothman420 August 16, 2017
mugGet the dong dickingmug.

Dong and Ditch

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.
Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.
by Under rated February 28, 2021
mugGet the Dong and Ditchmug.

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