chris currao

A noob that is bad at all sports

Chris Currao is bad at all sports

by Emerald miner May 11, 2018

CHRIS MOM

chris mom

chris mom

by chris mom November 14, 2019

Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says

Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible

by Rattusman June 22, 2020

Chris Vanderkooy

Handsome daddy with an amazing mustache::)

Who's your favorite member of Peach Pit?
Ah, easy, it's Chris Vanderkooy!

by Oofian March 20, 2021

Pull a Chris

Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you

Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself

Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you

Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris

person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*

Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude

by Duke Derpleheim October 11, 2013

Chris Williams

Chris Williams is a character part of the Sync Podcast. He is the biggest SIMP alive.

Boy: look at that kid simping
Other kid: he must be Chris Williams

by Anonymous959 June 9, 2020

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018