A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."
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"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
OR
"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"
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An absolute and utter nonce. Takes pride in being a creepy, unwanted and annoying arsehole. Will try and steal your girlfriend and/or boyfriend given the opportunity, so keep your loved ones close, for your own sake.
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