Deskunk the cat

A woman douching her vagina after having vaginal sex immediately after having anal sex.

Erica had to stay home from work in order to deskunk the cat.

by Dahctor June 1, 2017

flat cat

A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.

Is that a flat cat under those books?

by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

brush the cat

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016

Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016

Piano Cat

Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.

Random dude: hey did you hear piano cat di-
Everyone: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SH*T! (Rip piano cat)

by Piano Cat October 18, 2019

Alligator Cat

A cooler name for an opossum

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was

by God_Of_Femboys December 20, 2020