When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
by Xavien35449510 February 03, 2024
by can't stop the shine September 09, 2021
by cabinjohn March 29, 2016
They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!
Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!
Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!
Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
by Fibergirl69 March 07, 2019