Canadian Tiger

When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt

AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER

by Canadian tigerlord57 March 2, 2019

canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 20, 2023

canadian idiot dude

Justin Bieber

Bruuuuuuh, dis dude is a Canadian Idiot Dude.

by DaBlacky January 31, 2018

Canadian Pacific

A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!

Canadian pacific is a dumb railroad

by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021

Canadian Taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

Canadian forces

Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification

Fuck cf and the Canadian forces

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022