Birthday

Birthday

- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want

girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~

by sm0kingxdreamz March 13, 2020

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Birthday

Birthday (buhth·dei) is a day where everyone forgets one second after you tell someone, they don't even care. Birthday is the day where you are dragged out of Joe Mama to eternal hell.

Person 1: It's my Birthday tomorrow

Person 2: ok

the next day...

Person 1: Yay it's my birthday

Person 2: Your Mom Gay

by Mewies May 13, 2020

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Birthdaisy: A portmanteau (/pɔ rtˈmæntoʊ/ ( listen), /ˌpɔ rtmænˈtoʊ/) or portmanteau word, is the combination of birthday and Daisy all brought together to make one idealistic word for celebrating the birth of people called Daisy

A bunch of mates simultaneously yell out "Happy Birthdaisy" and surprises Daisy as she enters the room.

by Spazmos May 18, 2020

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Birthday King

A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites

X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...

by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020

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A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites

X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...

by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020

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