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bean holder 

another name for vagina, the bean being the clitoris.
i had a sharp shooting pain in my bean holder.

i'm going to get in my bean holder tonight and flick my bean.

Bean Weasle 

The bean weasle is indigenous to the midwest, loves to walk around naked inside of a sleeping bag even if in a hotel and survives solely on beans, ways to detect if a friend is a bean weasle are the stench that they give off some times smelling like marijuana and usually has curly hair.
Tyler West is a bean weasle.
Bean Weasle by bartholameau jong February 3, 2010

Bean Balloon 

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.
Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.
Bean Balloon by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014

Bean Scalper 

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.
I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.
Bean Scalper by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Beanazelle 

A women that is of Spanish decent who pretends to be white.
"Hey Danny I just saw a brown girl with blonde hair"? "It was probably just a Beanazelle Dale".
Beanazelle by Flyingyeet June 12, 2019

Bean Nut 

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.
That mans is a bean nut.
Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020