baldy bastard

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018

Amelia barstow

Amelia barstow is a really cool Wilde specamin. she’s a bit stupid and a little bit gay but she’s really nice to all the people she’s scared off. The wild Amelia barstow is often lacking in the amount of friends she has, she is original and unique which means nobody likes her. She gets through life with about one friend and a hooligan lifestyle .

I think Amelia barstow is making a new friend, wait no I was wrong that can’t happen

by Jamoli January 4, 2018

Fat bastard

The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist

Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister

by Hussein23786 May 28, 2018

Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.

“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”

by Windows_07 June 20, 2018

Giggley Bastard

A person who can’t control their laughter and giggles even during serious moments. This person laughs or giggles all the time, even at times where respect and silence is necessary. For example, during a funeral. This person is usually the most childish of the group.

Jimmy: “Hey John, wanna go out for a drink tonight?”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”

by Kosta V. June 24, 2018

The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018