mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs

holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease

by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

Sad Cow

The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.

"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out

by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009

Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009

Cow Daughters

Occurs when you are raped by a bull.
Or have a buddhist dentist who is a cattle rancher that has a ranch called neverland ranch and invites you over for an "appointment"
Leads to mad co disease which is a STD

Wow eggroll...i didnt know you had daughters...
I dont..they are cows
so you have cow daughters?

by Raging Requiem January 12, 2009

cow tagging

the act of sexually biting a partner's ear

"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"

by Daisy-Duke January 10, 2014