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Dylan Harris

A name for a mythical genius who lives in the bottom of an acoustic guitar. This word can also be used to describe a Godlike person or object
That man is a professional Dylan Harris!” “Thats one cool looking Dylan Harris
by Bigtoe Bandit December 23, 2024
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Dylan

The worst person I’ve ever met. Self centered, ugly, short, stupid, idiotic, clumsy, not in the slightest bit athletic. Those are just a few words to describe him ( without cursing). He’s inconsiderate like you would hardly believe. He’s an empath, doesn’t show emotion, doesn’t care about your emotions but we’ll get back to that in a bit. He’s a terrible boyfriend, never date a Dylan. He’ll talk to other girls more than he talks to you. He’ll sit there on his phone when your right next to him and not say a word to you, he won’t even look at you. He won’t ask you what’s wrong if your crying let alone give you a hug. He doesn’t give a crap about how you feel, he just wants the statue because he’s dating some one out of his league that he doesn’t deserve.
If his name is Dylan RUN!!!
by Paisley_777 March 27, 2022
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Dylan

Woah..Dylan your leg...your still limping on it?!
by The hoe420 June 2, 2018
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Dylan

He’s a guy.

He might be your friend, depends on you and if you’ve met him or not.
You might think he’s nice but you probably won’t.
You just gotta meet him for yourself.
Hey you met that Dylan guy?”
“Who?”
Who what?”
“You just asked me if I’ve met Dylan.”
“What? No I didn’t. That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”
by Bookpaperlover420 June 3, 2021
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Dylan

Only lasts 3 minutes
Chad lasted 3 minutes last nightwhat a Dylan move.
by anonymous July 6, 2021
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Dylan

A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan and Emily are great friends.
by Badguyss November 25, 2019
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